Two and a Half Men

Season 12

16 episodes 13 seasons

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Two and a Half Men Season 12 released on October 29, 2014.

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S12E01 Aired October 30, 2014

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.

S12E02 Aired November 06, 2014

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.

S12E03 Aired November 13, 2014

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

S12E04 Aired November 20, 2014

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

S12E05 Aired November 27, 2014

Oontz, Oontz, Oontz

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

S12E06 Aired December 04, 2014

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

S12E07 Aired December 11, 2014

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

S12E08 Aired December 18, 2014

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

S12E09 Aired January 08, 2015

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

S12E10 Aired January 15, 2015

Here I Come, Pants!

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

S12E11 Aired January 22, 2015

For Whom the Booty Calls

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

S12E12 Aired January 29, 2015

A Beer Battered Rip-Off

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

S12E13 Aired February 05, 2015

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

S12E14 Aired February 12, 2015

Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

S12E15 Aired February 19, 2015

Of Course He's Dead (1)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

S12E16 Aired February 19, 2015

Of Course He's Dead (2)