The Simpsons

Season 13

22 episodes 37 seasons

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The Simpsons Season 13 released on November 6, 2001.

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S13E01 Aired November 06, 2001

Treehouse of Horror XII

In “Hex and the City” a gypsy puts a curse on Homer. In “House of Whack” the Simpsons' new automated house malfunctions and tries to kill Homer. And in “Wiz Kids” Bart and Lisa attend a school for wizards.

S13E02 Aired November 11, 2001

The Parent Rap

After Bart takes a joyride in a police car, a judge orders him to be tethered to Homer at all times.

S13E03 Aired November 18, 2001

Homer the Moe

Moe leaves Homer in charge of the bar to return to bartending school, until he returns and renovates shady bar into a hipster hangout, forcing Homer to set up "a hunting club" in his garage.

S13E04 Aired December 02, 2001

Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

Homer's foray into the fortune writing business leads to a romance for Mr. Burns, who seeks advice from Homer to impress her.

S13E05 Aired December 09, 2001

The Blunder Years

A hypnotist triggers a traumatic experience from Homer's childhood.

S13E06 Aired December 16, 2001

She of Little Faith

Homer and Bart get careless with a model rocket and accidentally do damage to Springfield's church, but when Mr. Burns offers to commercialize it to repair the destruction, Lisa leaves Christianity behind to become a Buddhist.

S13E07 Aired January 06, 2002

Brawl in the Family

A social services officer brings unity to the Simpson family, but their newfound happiness is threatened when the cocktail waitresses Homer and Ned drunkly married in Vegas shows up at their doors.

S13E08 Aired January 20, 2002

Sweets and Sour Marge

Marge rallies for a ban on sugar after Springfield is declared America's fattest town.

S13E09 Aired January 27, 2002

Jaws Wired Shut

When Homer breaks his jaw in an accident, his mouth is wired shut for a month. His resulting inability to talk makes him a better listener, and he becomes closer to family and friends. But when the wires come off and Homer retains his new attitude, everyone begins to miss the old Homer's antics.

S13E10 Aired February 10, 2002

Half-Decent Proposal

Marge's high school sweetheart Artie Ziff returns and offers Homer a million dollars to spend a weekend with Marge.

S13E11 Aired February 17, 2002

The Bart Wants What It Wants

Bart breaks up with his new girlfriend Greta, but gets jealous when she begins dating Milhouse.

S13E12 Aired February 24, 2002

The Lastest Gun in the West

Bart meets a retired cowboy movie star and convinces him to make a comeback on The Krusty the Clown Show.

S13E13 Aired March 10, 2002

The Old Man and the Key

Abe gets his driver's license back to impress a new woman at the retirement home.

S13E14 Aired March 17, 2002

Tales From the Public Domain

Homer reads three stories from an overdue library book, imagining himself as Odysseus, Lisa as Joan of Arc and Bart as Hamlet.

S13E15 Aired March 31, 2002

Blame It on Lisa

When Lisa loses contact with an orphan she sponsored in Brazil, the family sets out to find him. But while there, Homer gets kidnapped.

S13E16 Aired April 07, 2002

Weekend at Burnsie's

After a traumatizing eye injury, Homer becomes a habitual user of medical marijuana.

S13E17 Aired April 21, 2002

Gump Roast

In this clip show, the citizens of Springfield honor Homer Simpsons with a Roast, but the festivities take a turn for the worst when aliens crash it.

S13E18 Aired April 28, 2002

I Am Furious Yellow

Bart's comic about Homer becomes a hit online, prompting Homer to attempt to control his anger.

S13E19 Aired May 05, 2002

The Sweetest Apu

Apu's marriage is on the rocks after Manjula finds out he cheated on her.

S13E20 Aired May 12, 2002

Little Girl in the Big Ten

Lisa pretends to be a college student when she befriends two college girls. Bart is forced to live in a plastic bubble after being bit by a mosquito.

S13E21 Aired May 19, 2002

The Frying Game

Homer and Marge find themselves on death row after they are framed for murder.

S13E22 Aired May 22, 2002

Papa's Got a Brand New Badge

Homer becomes chief of police after a scandal forces Wiggum out.