The Conners

Season 5

22 episodes 7 seasons

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The Conners Season 5 released on September 21, 2022.

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S05E01 Aired September 21, 2022

Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

In an effort to save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Elsewhere, Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose head off for a night at a waterpark, where Harris and Mark bond in an unexpected way as Mark copes with the news that his ex-boyfriend is dating someone else.

S05E02 Aired September 28, 2022

Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

S05E03 Aired October 05, 2022

Driving, Dating and Deceit

Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.

S05E04 Aired October 12, 2022

Parent Traps and Heart Attacks

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

S05E05 Aired October 19, 2022

A Little Weed and a Bad Seed

Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.

S05E06 Aired October 26, 2022

Book Bans and Guillotine Hands

It’s Halloween at the Conners’, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.

S05E07 Aired November 02, 2022

Take This Job and Shove It Twice

Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.

S05E08 Aired November 16, 2022

Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries

It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipated.

S05E09 Aired November 30, 2022

Crumbs and Couch Surfers

Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.

S05E10 Aired December 07, 2022

The Dog Days of Christmas

The holidays are approaching and Dan meets his mother-in-law for the first time. Elsewhere, Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

S05E11 Aired January 11, 2023

Two More Years and a Stolen Rose

The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.

S05E12 Aired January 18, 2023

Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past

Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.

S05E13 Aired February 08, 2023

New Pipes and Old Secrets

Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

S05E14 Aired February 15, 2023

Adding Insult to Injury

Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

S05E15 Aired February 22, 2023

Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy

Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

S05E16 Aired March 01, 2023

Hiding In and Moving Out

Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

S05E17 Aired March 08, 2023

The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

S05E18 Aired March 15, 2023

Road Trip and Guilt Trip

Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

S05E19 Aired April 05, 2023

Text Thread and the Marital Bed

Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

S05E20 Aired April 19, 2023

What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?

Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark’s college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.

S05E21 Aired April 26, 2023

Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

S05E22 Aired May 03, 2023

The Grad Finale

As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.