Squidbillies

Season 3

20 episodes 14 seasons

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Squidbillies Season 3 released on January 20, 2008.

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S03E01 Aired January 20, 2008

Webnecks

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

S03E02 Aired January 27, 2008

Beast Implants

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

S03E03 Aired February 03, 2008

Tween Stream

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity.

S03E04 Aired February 10, 2008

Wing Nut

Dan Halen decides to create genetically modified chickens for his restaurant.

S03E05 Aired February 17, 2008

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"

S03E06 Aired February 24, 2008

Earth Worst

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

S03E07 Aired March 02, 2008

The Good One

Because of Lil's failure to use condoms, the Cuyler family is faced with a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them.

S03E08 Aired March 09, 2008

Sharif

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

S03E09 Aired March 16, 2008

Condition: Demolition!

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

S03E10 Aired March 23, 2008

The Appalachain Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

S03E11 Aired April 06, 2008

The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

S03E12 Aired April 13, 2008

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to the Jiggle Hut and letting Trixie give him a "Tuscaloosa Dumpling".

S03E13 Aired April 20, 2008

Armageddon it On!

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

S03E14 Aired April 27, 2008

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

S03E15 Aired May 04, 2008

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

S03E16 Aired May 11, 2008

An Officer and a Dental Dam

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

S03E17 Aired May 18, 2008

The Okaleechee Dam Jam

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

S03E18 Aired May 25, 2008

Pile M For Murder

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. Meanwhile, the Cuylers are facing their own troubles, doing all they can to overcome every obstacle stopping them from going 'muddin'.

S03E19 Aired June 01, 2008

Mud Days and Cornfused

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

S03E20 Aired June 08, 2008

Krystal, Light

Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. With the news of someone in the county having a new fortune, Dan Halen can't help but try to take it from her with romantic moves.