South Park

Season 16

14 episodes 27 seasons

Join Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle as they hunt down the mythical Jewpacabra, ‘sketti wrestle with reality stars, and go jackin’ it in San Diego. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park.

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South Park Season 16 released on March 14, 2012.

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S16E01 Aired March 14, 2012

Reverse Cowgirl

One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.

S16E02 Aired March 21, 2012

Cash for Gold

Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.

S16E03 Aired March 28, 2012

Faith Hilling

Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.

S16E04 Aired April 04, 2012

Jewpacabra

South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mystery being.

S16E05 Aired April 11, 2012

Butterballs

Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.

S16E06 Aired April 18, 2012

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.

S16E07 Aired April 25, 2012

Cartman Finds Love

Cartman is excited when a new girl comes to school and he discovers something inside that he never knew he had.

S16E08 Aired September 26, 2012

Sarcastaball

Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.

S16E09 Aired October 03, 2012

Raising the Bar

Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America’s Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.

S16E10 Aired October 10, 2012

Insecurity

The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.

S16E11 Aired October 17, 2012

Going Native

It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

S16E12 Aired October 24, 2012

A Nightmare on FaceTime

The boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new business venture.

S16E13 Aired October 31, 2012

A Scause for Applause

Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.

S16E14 Aired November 07, 2012

Obama Wins!

Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.