Kenny vs. Spenny

Season 1

26 episodes 7 seasons

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Kenny vs. Spenny Season 1 released on November 11, 2003.

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S01E01 Aired August 26, 2003

Who Can Lose the Most Weight?

The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!!!

S01E02 Aired September 02, 2003

Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?

The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.

S01E03 Aired September 09, 2003

Who is the Better Chef?

Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his moral code, and finally decides it’s time to cheat.

S01E04 Aired September 16, 2003

Who Can Stand Up the Longest?

This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?

S01E05 Aired September 23, 2003

Who Can Sit On a Cow the Longest?

Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.

S01E06 Aired September 30, 2003

Who is the Sanest?

Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?

S01E07 Aired October 07, 2003

Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?

Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?

S01E08 Aired October 14, 2003

Who Does She Like Better?

Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl -- the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started. Kenny pulls out all the stops for this critically important competition.

S01E09 Aired October 21, 2003

Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?

Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.

S01E10 Aired October 28, 2003

Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?

Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly learns to tap dance.

S01E11 Aired November 04, 2003

Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?

Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.

S01E12 Aired November 11, 2003

Who Can Put On A Better Fashion Show?

Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.

S01E13 Aired November 18, 2003

Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?

The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.

S01E14 Aired November 25, 2003

Who Can Put on the Best Concert?

The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges by conducting a full children’s choir as they perform perhaps the cheesiest song ever written.

S01E15 Aired January 07, 2004

Who is a Better Parent?

It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever has taken the best care of their baby is the winner.

S01E16 Aired January 14, 2004

Who do Kids Like Most?

Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.

S01E17 Aired January 21, 2004

Who is the Strongest?

Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.

S01E18 Aired January 28, 2004

Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?

The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the slutty party girl, or Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.

S01E19 Aired February 03, 2004

Who is the Best Actor?

Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.

S01E20 Aired February 10, 2004

Who is the Best Male Stripper?

The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping nerd character on the brink.

S01E21 Aired February 17, 2004

Who is the Best Figure Skater?

The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenny works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy tribute to rock and roll.

S01E22 Aired February 23, 2004

Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?

It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water competition has the boys pathetically attempting to make fire, hunt, forage, build shelter while driving each other crazy.

S01E23 Aired March 02, 2004

First One to Use Their Arms Loses

Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?

S01E24 Aired March 09, 2004

Who Can Win a Court Case?

Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his case as Spenny attempts to assassinate Kenny’s character, which given his behavior on the show, shouldn’t be too hard.

S01E25 Aired March 16, 2004

Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?

The boys see who can last the longest living in the same van. Spenny, scared to death of Kenny's driving, opts for the front, while Kenny turns the back of the van into his own personal Turkish party palace. This bizarre competition offers a unique, claustrophobic twist on road rage.

S01E26 Aired March 23, 2004

Who is the Better Boxer

After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends really capable of beating the crap out of each other? Watch as tensions explode in a most surprising and sadistic season finale.