House of Payne

Season 8

62 episodes 9 seasons

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House of Payne Season 8 released on September 2, 2020.

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S08E01 Aired October 21, 2011

A Mother's Payne

Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

S08E02 Aired October 21, 2011

Up from the Ashes

Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

S08E03 Aired October 28, 2011

The Payne Gang

Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.

S08E04 Aired October 28, 2011

The Gifted and the Grout

DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.

S08E05 Aired November 04, 2011

Do the Fight Thing

DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.

S08E06 Aired November 04, 2011

1096

C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.

S08E07 Aired November 11, 2011

Number Five's Fight

After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.

S08E08 Aired November 11, 2011

The Best Surprise

Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.

S08E09 Aired November 18, 2011

Working Paynes

C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.

S08E10 Aired November 18, 2011

Curtis Jefferson

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

S08E11 Aired November 25, 2011

Dead Wrong

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

S08E12 Aired November 25, 2011

The Rich and Payneless

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

S08E13 Aired December 02, 2011

Mentoring Paynes

Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

S08E14 Aired December 02, 2011

Roommate Paynes

C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments

S08E15 Aired December 30, 2011

Pledging Paynes

Malik gets hazed.

S08E16 Aired December 30, 2011

Help Me, Ella

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

S08E17 Aired January 06, 2012

Paynefully Fit

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.

S08E18 Aired January 06, 2012

Do the Hustle

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

S08E19 Aired January 13, 2012

No More Payne

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

S08E20 Aired January 13, 2012

God Bless the Paynes

The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

S08E21 Aired January 20, 2012

Do Or Die

The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's

S08E22 Aired January 20, 2012

R.I.P - Rest In Payne

Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down

S08E23 Aired January 27, 2012

Payneful Survival

The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

S08E24 Aired January 27, 2012

Payneful Recovery

Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

S08E25 Aired February 03, 2012

House of Nightmares

Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.

S08E26 Aired February 03, 2012

In Payne

A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.

S08E27 Aired February 10, 2012

Payback

Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.

S08E28 Aired February 10, 2012

Daddy Day Scare

C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.

S08E29 Aired February 17, 2012

Pills and Thrills

Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.

S08E30 Aired February 17, 2012

Scars of Payne

Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.

S08E31 Aired February 17, 2012

Payne vs. Payne

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.

S08E32 Aired February 17, 2012

Guess Who Came to Breakfast

The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.

S08E33 Aired February 12, 2012

House of Force Closure

Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.

S08E34 Aired February 03, 2012

If It Ain't Broke

Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.

S08E35 Aired March 09, 2012

Neighborhood Crisis

Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.

S08E36 Aired March 12, 2012

Down for the Count

C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.

S08E37 Aired April 06, 2012

Stop, Drop, and Roll

C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.

S08E38 Aired April 06, 2012

No Pass, No Play

Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

S08E39 Aired May 18, 2012

Payneful Injection

Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.

S08E40 Aired May 18, 2012

Batter Up

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.

S08E41 Aired May 25, 2012

Payneful Matrimony

Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

S08E42 Aired May 25, 2012

What You Know About Me

C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.

S08E43 Aired June 01, 2012

Right Turn

Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

S08E44 Aired June 01, 2012

The Loan Ranger

Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.

S08E45 Aired June 08, 2012

Payneful Divorce

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.

S08E46 Aired June 08, 2012

Up to the Challenge

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

S08E47 Aired June 15, 2012

House of Sabotage

Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.

S08E48 Aired June 15, 2012

Payneful Pop In

Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.

S08E49 Aired June 22, 2012

House of OMG

C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.

S08E50 Aired June 22, 2012

Keep it Moving

C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.

S08E51 Aired June 29, 2012

Bake, Rattle and Roll

Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.

S08E52 Aired June 29, 2012

Dodging Bullies

Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.

S08E53 Aired July 06, 2012

Payneful Distance

Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.

S08E54 Aired July 06, 2012

Not in the Cards

Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.

S08E55 Aired July 20, 2012

All Work and No Play

Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.

S08E56 Aired July 20, 2012

Amazing Matriarchs

Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.

S08E57 Aired July 27, 2012

The First Dance

Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.

S08E58 Aired July 27, 2012

The Invention of Trust

Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.

S08E59 Aired August 03, 2012

Payneful Realization

Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.

S08E60 Aired August 03, 2012

Trial and Tribulation

Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.

S08E61 Aired August 10, 2012

The Call Back

Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.

S08E62 Aired August 10, 2012

All's Well

Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.