H

Season 3

20 episodes 5 seasons

Fresh shenanigans beset the hospital as the motley crew barely manages to balance personal drama with professional duty.

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H Season 3 released on December 9, 2000.

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S03E01 Aired December 09, 2000

The Babysitter

To watch a football match, Sabri and Jamel accept a babysitting gig — and wind up losing the baby. Aymé tries to seduce a nurse through hypnosis.

S03E02 Aired December 16, 2000

A Question of Paternity

Charlotte's arrival infuriates Clara and delights Aymé, who doesn't know she's Strauss' daughter. Jamel attends an AA meeting to flirt with Marianne.

S03E03 Aired December 23, 2000

Keeping it in the Family

Aymé is outraged when Sabri starts dating his mother. Jamel helps kidnap Strauss' beloved cow to save it from the slaughterhouse.

S03E04 Aired January 06, 2001

The Ski Trip

When a famous TV host is hospitalized, Charlotte takes Clara, Aymé and Jamel skiing at his châlet. Strauss and Sabri try to promote their new invention.

S03E05 Aired January 13, 2001

The Noose

Jamel tries to make Charlotte jealous with other dates and dramatic gestures, but it doesn't go as planned. Aymé helps Strauss settle a shady debt.

S03E06 Aired January 20, 2001

Life Insurance

Believing it to be the ghost of François Mitterrand, Sabri follows orders from a mysterious voice in the pipes. Strauss fakes his death to escape debt.

S03E07 Aired January 27, 2001

The Wheelchair

Aymé pretends he's paraplegic to win the affection of a pretty support group volunteer. Jamel wages war against a vending machine that took his money.

S03E08 Aired February 03, 2001

The Gift

A well-intentioned plan to help Jamel get his mojo back backfires wildly. Clara and Sabri pose for Strauss, who's convinced he's an artistic genius.

S03E09 Aired February 10, 2001

The Kidnap

Trouble strikes when Jamel, Aymé and Strauss recoup a suitcase of cash from a deceased patient. Sabri slyly trains for an oyster shucking competition.

S03E10 Aired February 17, 2001

Military Service

After failing to avoid the draft, Sabri and Aymé find themselves faced with mandatory military service… and the consequences of trying to get out of it.

S03E11 Aired March 03, 2001

The Sales Rep

Jamel tries to help Sabri get his money back from a swindling encyclopedia salesman — only to discover his own knack for scams is quite lucrative.

S03E12 Aired March 10, 2001

The Apartment

Aymé gets a tattoo to impress Charlotte but attracts someone else's eye instead. Jamel reveals himself to be a solid stand-in for Sabri's lost dog.

S03E13 Aired March 24, 2001

The Nightclub

A hip nightclub opens near the hospital, but the bouncer refuses to let a desperate Jamel in. Aymé becomes increasingly paranoid about his weird feet.

S03E14 Aired March 31, 2001

The Uniform

A costume party takes an unexpected turn when Aymé's cop outfit finds him at a real police station. Sabri just wants someone to notice his new hair.

S03E15 Aired April 07, 2001

The Movie

Overwhelmed with debt, Strauss hits his breaking point — and makes a new friend. Sabri finally lands a leading role, oblivious to the movie's genre.

S03E16 Aired April 14, 2001

The Collection

As Sabri, Jamel and Aymé go to extreme lengths to keep the porno from airing, Strauss hunts for one last card to complete his Pokémon collection.

S03E17 Aired April 21, 2001

The Road Trip

When the hospital director asks Aymé to drive his Jaguar to Nice, Strauss invites himself along. Sabri tricks Jamel into thinking he has a girlfriend.

S03E18 Aired April 28, 2001

The Novelist

After passing off a patient's manuscript as his own to impress Charlotte, Jamel finds himself in too deep. Aymé's in denial about his latest conquest.

S03E19 Aired May 05, 2001

Acting President

When a presidential candidate falls into a coma, Sabri — his exact lookalike — replaces him and wins the election, becoming leader of the Republic.

S03E20 Aired May 12, 2001

The Godfather

Aymé's attempts to dump his girlfriend are thwarted when he learns she's the daughter of a dangerous mafia leader, who Sabri also happens to work for.