Family Guy

Season 12

21 episodes 24 seasons

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Family Guy Season 12 released on September 29, 2013.

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S12E01 Aired September 29, 2013

Finders Keepers

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

S12E02 Aired October 06, 2013

Vestigial Peter

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

S12E03 Aired November 03, 2013

Quagmire's Quagmire

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.

S12E04 Aired November 10, 2013

A Fistful of Meg

Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

S12E05 Aired November 17, 2013

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

S12E06 Aired November 24, 2013

Life of Brian

When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.

S12E07 Aired December 08, 2013

Into Harmony's Way

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

S12E08 Aired December 15, 2013

Christmas Guy

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.

S12E09 Aired January 05, 2014

Peter Problems

Peter asks Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

S12E10 Aired January 12, 2014

Grimm Job

Classic fairytales with a Quahog spin.

S12E11 Aired January 26, 2014

Brian's a Bad Father

When Brian's son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the show's writing staff than being a good dad; an accidental shooting leads to a conflict between Quagmire and Peter.

S12E12 Aired March 09, 2014

Mom's the Word

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn. Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.

S12E13 Aired March 16, 2014

3 Acts of God

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

S12E14 Aired March 23, 2014

Fresh Heir

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

S12E15 Aired March 30, 2014

Secondhand Spoke

After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.

S12E16 Aired April 06, 2014

Herpe, the Love Sore

Brian gives Stewie an STD and the guys fight for a booth at the Clam

S12E17 Aired April 13, 2014

The Most Interesting Man in the World

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.

S12E18 Aired April 27, 2014

Baby Got Black

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam (Keke Palmer), run away together when Jerome (Kevin Michael Richardson) forbids their relationship.

S12E19 Aired May 04, 2014

Meg Stinks!

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

S12E20 Aired May 11, 2014

He's Bla-ack!

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.

S12E21 Aired May 18, 2014

Chap Stewie

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.